December 3, 2007
Graybeard: So what you are saying is I’d have to put all kinds of effort into wooing you, spend thousands of dollars and be stuck with you forever, just to get a torte?
Me: Not just any torte. Linzer torte.
Graybeard: I might as well learn to make them myself. Now that I have the recipe
Me: Yes, but yours won’t be made with love
Graybeard: Yeah, but lets be honest, even if I married you I probably wouldn’t be getting that either way.