October 30, 2007

Yeah, what you don’t know is that by night I turn into a large black man who has musical gifts. I thought you should know.

November 19, 2007

I like to shout out my CivPro rules in the middle of coitus anyways, so its kind of one and the same for me. I like to start slow with maybe rule 24(b), then work my way to some interpleader. You can’t rush right into the the 12(b)6, but I don’t need to tell you that.

November 20, 2007

Now I realize that some people pretend they can resist my charm. But those people are liars. I don’t want to be with any liar.

November 27, 2007

Yeah but when you get stuck under a pile of rubble without your care package secured about your waste in fashionable manner… then we’ll see who cracks the jokes…

November 28, 2007

You know if you don’t get straight A’s I won’t be attracted to you anymore right?

December 3, 2007

Did I leave anything out my murder kit? I really want to make sure its top notch.